Propaganda for the Soul

I Am Different..
Yes, i know, Scary isn't it?
Take a moment to reflect on what you COULD have been doing right now.. I'm serious, do it. I'll wait..
...
Now wasn't that way more interesting than reading this?
It wasn't? Oh well you must not have a very creative imagination.
I adore Sci-fi horror films, Doctor Who, Black and White Photography, Photography in general, My mind is an ultimatum deep fried in a crispy, awkward enigma... I hope you enjoy me... Cause I enjoy you ;D People call me Tim.

(North Carolina) (17)

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As the French press laughs (x).

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daryldixonismyspiritanimal:

minionier:

grassangel:

tyleroakley:

Let us never forget that Jeremy Renner used to be a makeup artist.

And a ski-instructor. And house renovator.

#now this fact is spreading can he be asked all the makeup questions usually aimed at female co-stars?

Can Jeremy Renner be a strong female character in every movie?

Jeremy Renner is a strong, independent woman, who don’t need no man.

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"Although most boys figure out how to bring themselves to orgasm by age thirteen, half of girls do not have their first orgasms until their late teens, twenties, or beyond. Teenage girls widely agree that they get the message loud and clear that masturbation is something boys do, but girls do not, cannot, or should not. The cultural focus on intercourse tells young women to expect they will begin to experience sexual pleasure once they have sex with a man (whether or not they are even interested in sex with men). Nearly all teen boys, on the other hand, experience sexual pleasure long before they get their hands—or other body parts—into a partner’s pants. Despite the massive advances in women’s equality, young women’s sexuality is stuck in a surprising paradox. Young women are sold provocative clothes but are not taught where to find their own clitoris. Many girls give their boyfriends oral sex, but are too uncomfortable with their own bodies to allow the guys to return the favor. It is still a radical act to say that women need and deserve access to information about their own sexual pleasure—not just about the risks and negative consequences of sex."

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raspberry-ocean:

doctorpotterlock:


ladyhistory:


BEST ASSASSINATION PLOT.


I HAVE BEEN WAITING MY WHOLE LIFE FOR THIS GIF


Yes
mrwolfdog:


This is the official gif of my announcement of me being the new Director Of Marketing for Old Spice.

“Did you notice I have these cliche business man decorations? I have them to show I am definitely successful in business and definitely not just a wild animal.” 
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brsis:

lets talk about this fella here a moment
this baby is a ribbon eel, part of a group of fish called the moray eels. moray eels are basically hilarious because they are always fucking delighted (they can’t actually close their mouths so basically they’re grinning from ear to ear every moment of their lives).
wait i hear you say, if they can’t close their mouths how do they eat. pharyngeal jaws, my friend, pharyngeal jaws. don’t know what those are?
have you ever seen alien?
i shit you not, moray eels have a second set of teeth in the back of their throats that are spring loaded to jump out and grab things that swim into their mouths.
now if that wasn’t awesome enough, the ribbon eel is the only protandric moray. that means that although this little fella is clearly, by his colouring, a young adult male, give him a long enough lifespan and he’ll get bigger, turn yellow-brown, and become female.
that’s right, this is a species made entirely of young pretty men and powerful older women.
also if you put them into captivity they stop eating and die within about a month. the ribbon eel lives to be free~

That’s fabulous

He looks like he’s going, ‘Aaaaaaaaa!’